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so this one time in my high school music class, the room was silent and all of a sudden you hear the Kim Possible ringtone and everyone whipped their heads around trying to figure out who it was
and the most popular guy in school whipped out his fucking phone
with the teacher staring at him
and whispers “what’s the sitch?”
(With a tip of the hat to thestudentofcoffee, who reminded me of the passage)
I bow to you.
This is absolute perfection.
Hats off to you sir
(via hrony)
My DVD player once got stuck on this exact snippet. I still sometimes get echoes in my dreams… “‘One day, lad, all this will be yours.’ 'What the curtains?’ 'No, not cur-One day, lad, all this…’”
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My girlfriend does that a lot. I never thought I would enjoy butt-touching so much.
(via funsizedlesbian)
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